this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat, via flowerstrickensunlight)

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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(via stephenhawkingvevo)

terrakion:

i love being naked but i hate how i look naked

(via phobias)

    Baby: *coughs*
    Baby: I-I-
    Mom: what is it, baby child??!?!!!
    Baby: I GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMING WITH YOU. DEAR MARIA, COUNT ME IN. THERES A STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BOTTLE AND IM THE PEN
    Baby: *guitar noises*

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via suspend)

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

(via peaceofmindddddd)

"You wrecked me and
I apologized."
- (via 1112pm)

(Source: bridgetoteranarnia, via dekuvaati)

"I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty."
- Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time  (via blacbirdfly)

(Source: iwanttocatchastar, via awndro)

"A poem begins with a lump in the throat; a homesickness or a love sickness. It is a reaching-out toward expression; an effort to find fulfillment. A complete poem is one where an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words."
- Robert Frost (via observando)

(via peaceofmindddddd)

"I want you.
Right now.
Your lips on mine.
Your hands around my waist.
My lips on your neck.
My hands running through your hair.
Heavy breaths.
Deep stares.
I want you.
Right now.
In my bed.
Right next to me.
Holding me tight.
Talking about anything.
Gentle kisses in between thoughts.
Our tired eyes holding contact.
Slowly falling asleep."
- (via makelvenotwar)

(Source: we-are-each-other, via jack-barabangme)