dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho, via suspend)

pleathermouth:

Haha Fucker This Title Will Never Fit On Your iPod Screen by Fall Out Boy

(Source: muffledjazzmusic, via fyeahbandnerd)

miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

(via thesassiestsloth)

I like having the entire floor to myself can other people like not move in today?

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

(via icandothedistance)

rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

(Source: rib-caged, via peaceofmindddddd)

stephenhawkingvevo you can like my tumblr post and not snapchat me back? you suck :P

stephenhawkingvevo needs to know that he means a lot to me even though hes a buttface and cant respond to snapchats